{"id":2988,"date":"2007-05-10T08:34:40","date_gmt":"2007-05-10T08:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/?p=154"},"modified":"2007-05-10T08:34:40","modified_gmt":"2007-05-10T08:34:40","slug":"bestas-kimin-umurunda-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/?p=2988","title":{"rendered":"Be\u015fta\u015f Kimin Umurunda?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Biz Anneler G\u00fcn\u00fc\u2019nde ve Babalar G\u00fcn\u00fc\u2019nde \u00e7ocuklar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n hediye almas\u0131n\u0131 yasaklam\u0131\u015ft\u0131k. Onlar\u0131n g\u00f6z g\u00f6re g\u00f6re bu s\u00f6m\u00fcr\u00fcye alet edilmelerini istemiyorduk\u2026 D\u00fcn k\u0131z\u0131mla telefonda konu\u015furken yeri geldi: \u201cYasak kalkt\u0131; art\u0131k \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsun, alabilirsin.\u201d diye \u015faka yapt\u0131m. \u015eaka oldu\u011funu anlad\u0131\u2026 g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015ft\u00fck.<\/p>\n

Gece oturmu\u015f gazete okuyorum. Televizyon a\u00e7\u0131k\u2026 \u015eeytan d\u00fcrtt\u00fc, bir rekl\u00e2m dikkatimi \u00e7ekti. Bir yumurcak \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f; sevgili annesine evlenme teklif ederken \u201ctekta\u015f\u201d almam\u0131\u015f olan babas\u0131n\u0131 su\u00e7luyor. \u00dcstelik ne do\u011fum yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131nda ne do\u011fum g\u00fcn\u00fcnde ne de evlenme y\u0131ld\u00f6n\u00fcm\u00fcnde tekta\u015f alm\u0131\u015f, bu berbat adam! \u201cBenn!\u201d diye vurgulayarak, \u201c\u2026onun i\u00e7in, ben, anneler g\u00fcn\u00fcnde Atasay\u2019dan anneme \u2018\u015fu kadarc\u0131k bir \u015fey\u2019 almak istiyorum!\u201d diyor.<\/p>\n

G\u00f6zlerime ve kulaklar\u0131ma inanamad\u0131m\u2026 O kadar da de\u011filmi\u015f; bir de radyo spotu varm\u0131\u015f ayn\u0131 rekl\u00e2m\u0131n\u2026 \u0130nternette rastlay\u0131p dinledim\u2026 Konu\u015fan da kad\u0131n:<\/p>\n

\u201cKad\u0131nlar\u0131 tan\u0131yal\u0131m\u20131. B\u00f6l\u00fcm: E\u015finiz ya da sevgiliniz size, \u2018Beni ne kadar seviyorsun?\u2019 diye sorarsa ki kad\u0131nd\u0131r sorar, sak\u0131n \u2018d\u00fcnyalar kadar\u2019, \u2018her \u015feyden \u00e7ok\u2019 falan demeyin! \u0130ki parma\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 bir araya getirip \u2018\u015fu kadarc\u0131k\u2019 deyin\u2026 Bu arada iki parma\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n aras\u0131nda bir de \u2018Atasay tekta\u015f\u2019 olsun; b\u00fct\u00fcn sevgi s\u00f6zlerinden daha anlaml\u0131 olacakt\u0131r.<\/em><\/p>\n

Tekta\u015f dedim, siz \u00fcrkt\u00fcn\u00fcz\u2026 Kolaay kolayy\u2026\u201d<\/em> diye gidiyor.<\/p>\n

Vallahi d\u00fcnyam\u0131 \u015fa\u015f\u0131rd\u0131m!<\/p>\n

Demek ki Say\u0131n Baylar, sevginizin b\u00fcy\u00fckl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcn\u00fc, \u201cher \u015feyden \u00e7ok\u201d, \u201cd\u00fcnyalar kadar\u201d<\/em> gibi s\u00f6zlerle anlatamayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z yarat\u0131klar var kar\u015f\u0131n\u0131zda: KADINLAR! Ama korkmay\u0131n, Atasay \u00e7\u00f6zd\u00fc art\u0131k kad\u0131n\u0131. Bacak kadar \u00e7ocuklar bile biliyor ki \u015fu kadarc\u0131k bir \u015fey alman\u0131z yeterli o kad\u0131n denen uzayl\u0131ya\u2026 Nas\u0131l m\u0131 alacaks\u0131n\u0131z? Kolayyy!! Gidin Atasay\u2019a\u2026 36 aya varan\u2026 size \u00f6zel taksitlerle\u2026 al\u0131n! \u0130\u015fte g\u00f6zlerimizi ya\u015fartacak bir \u00f6zveri, i\u015fte tatmin garantili hizmet!! Siz h\u00e2l\u00e2 36 ayc\u0131k bor\u00e7tan \u00e7ekiniyorsunuz\u2026 Niye ya\u015f\u0131yorsunuz o zaman? B\u00f6yle p\u0131s\u0131r\u0131kl\u0131k olur mu can\u0131m? G\u00f6r\u00fclmemi\u015f \u015fey!<\/p>\n

Atasay o kadar i\u015finin aras\u0131nda bu sihirli form\u00fcl\u00fc de buluvermi\u015f! Annenizin, e\u015finizin, sevgilinizin, m\u00fcstakbel gelininizin, gelin olacak k\u0131z\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n g\u00f6nl\u00fcn\u00fc iki parma\u011f\u0131n\u0131z\u0131n aras\u0131na s\u0131k\u0131\u015ft\u0131raca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z \u201ck\u00fc\u00e7\u00fcc\u00fck bir \u015fey\u201d ile kazanacaks\u0131n\u0131z bundan b\u00f6yle.<\/p>\n

\u201cTekta\u015f\u201d! Evet tekta\u015f! Biz \u00e7ocukken \u201cbe\u015fta\u015f\u201d bilirdik bir tek\u2026 Ne safm\u0131\u015f\u0131z! \u015eimdiki \u00e7ocuklar harika!<\/p>\n

Bu sihirli s\u00f6zc\u00fck art\u0131k her kap\u0131y\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131yor; duyduk duymad\u0131k demeyin beyler! Sevgi, anne sevgisi, sayg\u0131, de\u011ferbilirlik, \u00f6zveri\u2026 Bunlar\u0131n hepsini tek ba\u015f\u0131na anlatabilecek joker s\u00f6zc\u00fck o!\u00a0 Ha\u2026 kad\u0131n denen o tatminsiz yarat\u0131k yar\u0131n \u00f6b\u00fcr g\u00fcn bundan da b\u0131karsa ne olacak diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeyin\u2026 Kolayy!.. Atasay kad\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7\u00f6zd\u00fc nas\u0131l olsa!.. Hem, art\u0131k ili\u015fkilerin rakamlarla ve i\u015faretlerle \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fclebildi\u011fi bir T\u00fcrkiye var; insanlar\u0131 \u00f6z de\u011ferlerine, eme\u011fine, ge\u00e7mi\u015fine, gelece\u011fine yabanc\u0131la\u015ft\u0131r\u0131lm\u0131\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n

Reha Muhtar, Mehmet Ali Erbil ve onun gibilerin a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131 kap\u0131lardan ne cambazlar ge\u00e7ti bu \u00fclkede\u2026 Telefonun \u00f6b\u00fcr ucundaki \u00f6\u011fretmene, memura, i\u015fsize, emekliye, dula, \u2026 yalvarta yalvarta arabalar, evler ba\u011f\u0131\u015flad\u0131lar\u2026 Yar\u0131\u015fmayd\u0131, haberdi, diziydi derken baya\u011f\u0131la\u015ft\u0131rmay\u0131, onursuzla\u015ft\u0131rmay\u0131, ilkesizle\u015ftirmeyi oya gibi i\u015flediler, sab\u0131rla. Kabaday\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131 y\u00fccelttiler. Bol bol kazand\u0131lar. Bol bol yediler\u2026<\/p>\n

O enerji k\u00fcp\u00fc cambazlar, koca \u00fclkeyi yabanc\u0131lar\u0131n g\u00f6z\u00fcnde \u201c\u015fu kadarc\u0131k\u201d yapmak i\u00e7in az emek vermediler\u2026 Vallahi, az bile kazand\u0131lar!<\/p>\n

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Bir \u015fey dikkatimi \u00e7ekti bilgisayarda yazarken: \u201cWord\u201d program\u0131, \u201cbe\u015fta\u015f\u201d\u0131n alt\u0131n\u0131 k\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131yla \u00e7iziyor; \u201cbe\u015f ta\u015f\u201d diye yaz\u0131lmal\u0131ym\u0131\u015f! \u201cTekta\u015f\u201d\u0131 ise \u00e7abucak benimsemi\u015f; ay\u0131rm\u0131yor!.. Kendimi bildim bileli s\u00f6zc\u00fck da\u011farc\u0131\u011f\u0131mda bulunan \u201cbe\u015fta\u015f\u201d, bir \u00e7ocuk oyununun ad\u0131d\u0131r ve birle\u015fik s\u00f6zc\u00fckt\u00fcr\u2026 Ho\u015f, \u201ctekta\u015f\u201d \u00e7ocuklar\u0131n diline d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fckten sonra \u00e7ocuk oyunu kimin umurunda?!..<\/p>\n

10\/05\/2007<\/em><\/p>\n

Bizim Sakarya Gazetesi
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Biz Anneler G\u00fcn\u00fc\u2019nde ve Babalar G\u00fcn\u00fc\u2019nde \u00e7ocuklar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n hediye almas\u0131n\u0131 yasaklam\u0131\u015ft\u0131k. Onlar\u0131n g\u00f6z g\u00f6re g\u00f6re bu s\u00f6m\u00fcr\u00fcye alet edilmelerini istemiyorduk\u2026 D\u00fcn k\u0131z\u0131mla telefonda konu\u015furken yeri geldi: \u201cYasak kalkt\u0131; art\u0131k \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yorsun, alabilirsin.\u201d diye \u015faka yapt\u0131m. \u015eaka oldu\u011funu anlad\u0131\u2026 g\u00fcl\u00fc\u015ft\u00fck. Gece oturmu\u015f gazete okuyorum. Televizyon a\u00e7\u0131k\u2026 \u015eeytan d\u00fcrtt\u00fc, bir rekl\u00e2m dikkatimi \u00e7ekti. Bir yumurcak \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f; sevgili annesine evlenme […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[467],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2988"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}