{"id":3017,"date":"2008-01-24T12:46:24","date_gmt":"2008-01-24T12:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/?p=226"},"modified":"2008-01-24T12:46:24","modified_gmt":"2008-01-24T12:46:24","slug":"neseli-insanlar-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tamayacikel.com\/?p=3017","title":{"rendered":"Ne\u015feli \u0130nsanlar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Zararl\u0131 diye uzak durmam\u0131z gereken \u015feyler, nedense ayn\u0131 zamanda en g\u00f6z \u00f6n\u00fcnde olanlard\u0131r. Mutfak dolaplar\u0131n\u0131zda, vitrinlerde, market raflar\u0131nda durur, sizi ayartmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rlar. Kimisi kasan\u0131n hemen yan\u0131nda ya da kar\u015f\u0131daki raflarda yo\u011funla\u015f\u0131r, albenili ambalajlar\u0131nda size g\u00f6z k\u0131rpar, kimisi de son anda, \u201chadi alay\u0131m\u201d dedirten tuzaklar kurar.Yakalanmamak zordur, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc gizli bir \u00e7ekim g\u00fcc\u00fc oldu\u011fu muhakkakt\u0131r bu yasaklar\u0131n. \u201cBana bir \u015fey olmaz!\u201d, \u201cBu son!\u201d, \u201cPazartesi ba\u015fl\u0131yorum!\u201d\u2026 gibi iddial\u0131 s\u00f6zleri \u00e7ok duyar\u0131z.<\/p>\n<p>\u0130nsanlar genellikle fazla kilolar\u0131ndan kurtulmak isterler. Ama ben, \u015fi\u015fman ve tabii i\u015ftahl\u0131 birinden yemek tarifi almaya bay\u0131l\u0131r\u0131m mesela. \u00d6l\u00e7\u00fcl\u00fc yiyip i\u00e7en biri olsa katiyen \u00f6yle anlatamaz. Yemekle ilgili an\u0131lar\u0131 da ne ho\u015ftur onlar\u0131n! Daha \u00f6nce dinlemi\u015f olsan\u0131z da ne\u015felenir, g\u00fclersiniz her defas\u0131nda. Zaten tekrar tekrar anlatabilir, hi\u00e7 nazlanmazlar. \u0130\u015fte bir tanesi:<\/p>\n<p>\u0130\u015ften \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f evinin yolunu tutmu\u015ftur. Ac\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcrken akl\u0131na baklava almak gelir. O baklavac\u0131n\u0131n \u00f6n\u00fcnde durur, arabadan iner. \u201cO baklavac\u0131\u201d dedim, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc tart\u0131\u015fmas\u0131z, en iyisi \u2018o\u2019dur.<\/p>\n<p>Baklava 1 kilodur. Nedense, bagaja ya da arka koltu\u011fa de\u011fil de yan koltu\u011fa konur!<\/p>\n<p>Ak\u015famlar\u0131 eve d\u00f6n\u00fc\u015f ortalama 1 saat s\u00fcrmektedir.<\/p>\n<p>Yolda giderken bir ara trafik t\u0131kan\u0131r. A\u00e7\u0131lmas\u0131n\u0131 beklerken birden ac\u0131k\u0131p baklava kutusunun kapa\u011f\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131verir. \u0130\u00e7inden 1 tane baklava al\u0131p a\u011fz\u0131na atar\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Uzatmayal\u0131m, hik\u00e2yenin sonu \u015f\u00f6yledir: \u201cEve gidene kadar bir tane, bir tane daha, bu da sonuncusu\u2026 diyerek 1 kilo baklavay\u0131 bitirdim. Sonra da kutuyu koltu\u011fun alt\u0131na gizledim!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Kutuyu orada unutur ve bir g\u00fcn e\u015fi bulur. \u0130zah etmesi zor bir durumdur\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u0130\u015ftahl\u0131 insanlar\u0131n buna benzer sevimli \u00f6yk\u00fcleri \u00e7oktur. Ama ayak\u00fcst\u00fc bir konu\u015fmada bile s\u00f6z muhakkak kilolara ve perhiz konusuna gelir:<\/p>\n<p>Yeni bir diyete ba\u015flam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r, kararl\u0131d\u0131r bu sefer\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Kilolar da \u201cyo yo\u201d gibi bir iner, bir \u00e7\u0131kar. Ge\u00e7enlerde bu y\u00fczden pot k\u0131rd\u0131m. Anlatay\u0131m:<\/p>\n<p>Odada herkes masas\u0131n\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131nda oturmu\u015f \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yordu. Yaln\u0131z o masadaki \u015fi\u015fman bey yeni gelmi\u015fti. Y\u00fcz\u00fc hi\u00e7 de yabanc\u0131 gelmiyordu, ama nereden tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131 \u00e7\u0131karam\u0131yordum. \u00c7ay\u0131n yan\u0131nda teklif edilen pideyi geri \u00e7evirerek s\u00f6z\u00fc \u2018perhizdeyim\u2019e getirdi. Ben de o anda, ge\u00e7en y\u0131l bir yemekte tan\u0131\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131m bir gazeteci beyle konu\u015fmam\u0131z\u0131 an\u0131msad\u0131m. O da perhizdeydi ve nedenini sordu\u011fumda, \u201cBen \u015fu kadar zamanda yetmi\u015f be\u015f kilo verdim, biraz daha vermem laz\u0131m&#8230;\u201d demi\u015fti. Evet, tam yetmi\u015f be\u015f kilo!.. Bunu y\u00fcksek sesle, ortaya anlat\u0131verdim. Daha laf\u0131m a\u011fz\u0131mdan \u00e7\u0131karken ba\u011flant\u0131y\u0131 kurmu\u015ftum, ama art\u0131k \u00e7ok ge\u00e7ti: \u201cO bendim i\u015fte!\u201d s\u00f6zleriyle beraber kahkahalar patlad\u0131\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Kim ne derse desin, hayat ne\u015feli insanlarla daha g\u00fczel\u2026 \u0130yi ki vars\u0131n\u0131z!<\/p>\n<p><em>24\/01\/2008<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Bizim Sakarya Gazetesi<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zararl\u0131 diye uzak durmam\u0131z gereken \u015feyler, nedense ayn\u0131 zamanda en g\u00f6z \u00f6n\u00fcnde olanlard\u0131r. Mutfak dolaplar\u0131n\u0131zda, vitrinlerde, market raflar\u0131nda durur, sizi ayartmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131rlar. Kimisi kasan\u0131n hemen yan\u0131nda ya da kar\u015f\u0131daki raflarda yo\u011funla\u015f\u0131r, albenili ambalajlar\u0131nda size g\u00f6z k\u0131rpar, kimisi de son anda, \u201chadi alay\u0131m\u201d dedirten tuzaklar kurar.Yakalanmamak zordur, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc gizli bir \u00e7ekim g\u00fcc\u00fc oldu\u011fu muhakkakt\u0131r bu yasaklar\u0131n. 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